Post by BadInfluence on Aug 7, 2014 6:10:17 GMT 9.5
To The Imbecilic, Crass, Tacky, and Rude Writers:
Normally I would never once in my entire life, dare to even bother with this hellish bit of waste called a rag, but for the sake of that woman looking for her friend I must forgo my revulsion for this bit of clap trap. The fact of the matter is that Mr. Koehler has been known for some time, to be something of a wanderer, coming and going as he pleases without leaving word to anyone. He was simply out of town attending to personal matters, as has always been his style, and has returned to town just the other day. I am sure, once he has been made aware of you looking for him, he will of course stop by...
After all... You Are such a.... Dear Friend...
Aside from that, I will be sure to tell him, should I see him again that you are looking for him. I also decline any reward offered, because I will not tell you where he is, any more than I will tell you when he arrived back in town. If he chooses to see you then I am sure he shall, but until then, I would advise you to have as little to do with this offal refuse called a paper. They have been known on multiple occasions to post slander which is not only against the law, but also incredibly false, destroying many people in their pursuit of selling more papers.
Good Day, Lady Grey....
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Normally I would never once in my entire life, dare to even bother with this hellish bit of waste called a rag, but for the sake of that woman looking for her friend I must forgo my revulsion for this bit of clap trap. The fact of the matter is that Mr. Koehler has been known for some time, to be something of a wanderer, coming and going as he pleases without leaving word to anyone. He was simply out of town attending to personal matters, as has always been his style, and has returned to town just the other day. I am sure, once he has been made aware of you looking for him, he will of course stop by...
After all... You Are such a.... Dear Friend...
Aside from that, I will be sure to tell him, should I see him again that you are looking for him. I also decline any reward offered, because I will not tell you where he is, any more than I will tell you when he arrived back in town. If he chooses to see you then I am sure he shall, but until then, I would advise you to have as little to do with this offal refuse called a paper. They have been known on multiple occasions to post slander which is not only against the law, but also incredibly false, destroying many people in their pursuit of selling more papers.
Good Day, Lady Grey....
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