Post by BadInfluence on May 1, 2019 11:32:07 GMT 9.5
Vampire 1: What should we do with the rest?
Vampire 2: Why are you asking me?
Vampire 1: Because Boss isnt around and I’d rather not get shoved out into the sun, thanks.
Vampire 2: So you’d rather I go instead? You’re a heartless little fuck aren’t you?
Vampire 1: Well I should think so given that some crazy witch ate it like, two centuries ago.
Vampire 2: Man you got weird taste in women.
Vampire 1: Not as weird as the Boss.
Vampire 2: Ugh yeah no kidding, that skittery chick with the spider body, like sure she’s hot from the waist up but-
Vampire 1: Don’t even joke about that.
Vampire 2: Seriously? He’s THAT bad?
Vampire 1: Look, we can joke around but don’t ever get into specifics like that, fuck around all you want boss as ears everywhere.
Vampire 2: Which is why he’s got us down here running around like a bunch of humans?
Vampire 1: Well… Sort of. He’s attending special business, need to know basis, so we’re here to pick up where he left off.
Vampire 2: I don’t think he intended for us to make lunch of a band of rogue slaves down here though…
Vampire 1: Well hey, it was us or them, right?
Vampire 2: Uh no? They were half starved and scared, they didn’t even taste that-
Vampire 1: They were well fed and armed, it was us or them, RIGHT?
Vampire 2: Uh, yeah, right… Us or them…
Vampire 1: See? You’ll get it in time.
-Some days later after the Bodies had been discovered, the work was put on that of a rogue Drider, the scale of massacre could not be accounted for by magic or brute strength otherwise. An alert has been sent out among all the Noble and Lesser houses to be on watch for a Rogue Drider, one of great size and strength, possibly a rare male as there was no evidence of intelligence in the killing-
Vampire 2: Why are you asking me?
Vampire 1: Because Boss isnt around and I’d rather not get shoved out into the sun, thanks.
Vampire 2: So you’d rather I go instead? You’re a heartless little fuck aren’t you?
Vampire 1: Well I should think so given that some crazy witch ate it like, two centuries ago.
Vampire 2: Man you got weird taste in women.
Vampire 1: Not as weird as the Boss.
Vampire 2: Ugh yeah no kidding, that skittery chick with the spider body, like sure she’s hot from the waist up but-
Vampire 1: Don’t even joke about that.
Vampire 2: Seriously? He’s THAT bad?
Vampire 1: Look, we can joke around but don’t ever get into specifics like that, fuck around all you want boss as ears everywhere.
Vampire 2: Which is why he’s got us down here running around like a bunch of humans?
Vampire 1: Well… Sort of. He’s attending special business, need to know basis, so we’re here to pick up where he left off.
Vampire 2: I don’t think he intended for us to make lunch of a band of rogue slaves down here though…
Vampire 1: Well hey, it was us or them, right?
Vampire 2: Uh no? They were half starved and scared, they didn’t even taste that-
Vampire 1: They were well fed and armed, it was us or them, RIGHT?
Vampire 2: Uh, yeah, right… Us or them…
Vampire 1: See? You’ll get it in time.
-Some days later after the Bodies had been discovered, the work was put on that of a rogue Drider, the scale of massacre could not be accounted for by magic or brute strength otherwise. An alert has been sent out among all the Noble and Lesser houses to be on watch for a Rogue Drider, one of great size and strength, possibly a rare male as there was no evidence of intelligence in the killing-